Oh, Massachusetts!!!

You're so damn funny with your October snow storm that left me stuck in the house WITH FOUR KIDS because of a giantic tree limb that fell in my driveway and you left me with no power. No power = cold, cold, cold!!! No power also = insanity in my house. My teenager was having a sleepover, so I had TWO teenage girls afraid to pee in the dark bathroom. Thank you, thank you so much for surprising me once again. But, you know what? I still love you and I'll forgive....this once! Cut that shit out from now on though. Because my yard and trees can't take much more damage.......

Me~