November 29, 2011

So Sick Of The Jolly Fat Guy Getting All The Credit......

I love Christmas, I love shopping for my kids and giving them special toys and I just love the magic of it all. But I gotta be honest, I'm sick of Santa getting all the credit. I actually get a bit jealous. Here I am doing all this work, busting my ass trying to get presents, hide presents and wrap presents and all so an imaginary guy takes all the credit!! Life is so much easier when kids stop believing in Santa. Believe me!! I know. When my teenager was 10 is when she stopped believing and that's only because my BFF's kid took her aside and told her the truth by showing her where his Mom stashed all his presents. -_- At first I was angry, but then I was like "FREEDOM!!!!!!". I don't have to lie anymore. I GET ALL THE CREDIT?!?! Count me in. So now I have years to go before I'm all clear of the big fat lie that is Santa. And I can't wait!!


November 13, 2011

I Really Need To Stop Blinking.....

Every time I blink one of my kids reaches a new milestone that I am totally unprepared for. Just 3 weeks ago Lex and I realized that his tooth is loose. This is huge, people!!! Huge!! He hasn't left that thing alone since he realized it was lose. Needless to say, it fell out a few days ago as his Dad was picking him up from school. To say he was excited would be an understatement. He hasn't stopped smiling since. :D

He makes me smile. :) 

November 1, 2011

Oh, Massachusetts!!!

You're so damn funny with your October snow storm that left me stuck in the house WITH FOUR KIDS because of a giantic tree limb that fell in my driveway and you left me with no power. No power = cold, cold, cold!!! No power also = insanity in my house. My teenager was having a sleepover, so I had TWO teenage girls afraid to pee in the dark bathroom. Thank you, thank you so much for surprising me once again. But, you know what? I still love you and I'll forgive....this once! Cut that shit out from now on though. Because my yard and trees can't take much more damage.......