January 17, 2012

I'm A Horrible Blogger.......

I really am. There is no excuse for me to not be blogging. I find myself just sitting down and doing noting if I have a minute. I'm lazy. And the look of my blog is making me want to puke. WTF was I thinking with all this cuteness? It's adorable, I know!! But it just is not me anymore. I've changed so much in the past 9 months. In a good way. I'm able to be myself and not have to really care what anyone thinks about me. So I thought I'd post a few new facts about myself....

  • I'm single
  • I'm happy
  • I'm kinda rude
  • I have more patience than I thought I had
  • I'm single
  • I'm broke
  • My favorite color is white wine
  • I'm well rested
  • I'm perfect
  • I tend to lie
  • I am a Southern girl through and through and can't believe I'm so rude
  • I have a mild obsession with Michael Fassbender
  • I'm single
  • I eat my kids' leftovers because I refuse to waste food
  • I'm addicted to porn
  • I want to move. Preferably closer to Michael Fassbender
  • My house is a mess, mostly toys everywhere
  • I let my ex's OCD do the cleaning every Tuesday when I go to work
  • Did I mention that I'm single?

So there ya go. I could go on and on because there is so much new about me but I have some work that I should be doing. Yes, I am at work. Add "Screws off at work just to tweet and blog" to the list. ;)


4 thoughts:

Dazee Dreamer said...

was one, or two, or three, trying to tell us you were single. :)

Moooooog35 said...

Aside from the "I am a girl" one, I think we're the same person.

* The MOM said...

Dazee, I'm just so damn happy about it!!! LOL!!!

* The MOM said...

Mooog, holy shit! You're obsessed with Michael Fassbender, too?! Nice!