I'm A Horrible Blogger.......

I really am. There is no excuse for me to not be blogging. I find myself just sitting down and doing noting if I have a minute. I'm lazy. And the look of my blog is making me want to puke. WTF was I thinking with all this cuteness? It's adorable, I know!! But it just is not me anymore. I've changed so much in the past 9 months. In a good way. I'm able to be myself and not have to really care what anyone thinks about me. So I thought I'd post a few new facts about myself....

• I'm single
• I'm happy
• I'm kinda rude
• I have more patience than I thought I had
• I'm single
• I'm broke
• My favorite color is white wine
• I'm well rested
• I'm perfect
• I tend to lie
• I am a Southern girl through and through and can't believe I'm so rude
• I have a mild obsession with Michael Fassbender
• I'm single
• I eat my kids' leftovers because I refuse to waste food
• I'm addicted to porn
• I want to move. Preferably closer to Michael Fassbender
• My house is a mess, mostly toys everywhere
• I let my ex's OCD do the cleaning every Tuesday when I go to work
• Did I mention that I'm single?

So there ya go. I could go on and on because there is so much new about me but I have some work that I should be doing. Yes, I am at work. Add "Screws off at work just to tweet and blog" to the list. ;)

Me~