- I'm not allowed to date. Ever. Forget ever getting married again because that would ruin her life all over again.
- I'm not allowed to go out. Ever again. God forbid if a man sees me all dressed up and looking good.
- I'm not allowed to look good. I need to cover up and stop wearing makeup.
- I can't have a night job. (I'm pretty sure she has an idea that I used to dance and is horrified that I may go back)
- I can't turn into one of "those crazy pet hoarders because I'm lonely". (Seriously, kid? WTF?)
As far as her list of "Things My Mother Is Not Allowed To Do", I just said "Yes, dear. Don't worry. Mommy will have no life at all" and I really don't plan on dating or getting married anytime soon either. Unless of course Michael Fassbender comes along and wants me, then I'm all over that!! ;)