August 3, 2011

I Just Had An Epiphany!

Now that Kevin is no longer living at the house I can do whatever I want!!! Like.....put out a clothes line. I love hanging my clothes outside to dry, Kevin did not. He hated it. He wouldn't even listen to me when I told him how much energy and money we'd save. Nope. He wanted none of it. Well now I'm going to hang my clothes out. And if he sneaks in some of his dirty clothes (which pisses me off since his girlfriend should be doing it. WTF am I? A maid?) I will hang them outside, like it or not. HAH! Another thing I plan on doing all the time..............wearing sweatpants.....everyday.....the same pair. Who cares?! My kids just want me to wear pants, they don't care what kind of pants. I like to wear my hair in a bun on top of my head. Kevin always said I looked like the Alien Queen from Aliens. Jerk. Now do you see why we're getting a divorce? By the way, I told him about this post and he laughed and said "While you're hanging your laundry out back will you be playing the banjo and wearing a wifebeater?" (-_-) He thinks it's funny, but once I clear out that junk drawer of his and put all my tampons in there he won't me laughing. ;)

7 thoughts:

Moooooog35 said...

If you could give me a heads'-up when you hang your panties out on that line, I'd appreciate it.

I'll also need your address.

No reason.

Thanks in advance.

HD said...

Tell Kevin to suck it.

* The MOM said...

Moooooooog....word!! LOL!!

Holly, I have. He doesn't get it. LOL!!

Carlie said...

I can't wait to see your line! Do post a picture. :D

* The MOM said...

Mooooog.....I don't wear panties

* The MOM said...

Holly.....WORD!!! LOL!!!

* The MOM said...

Carlie....I will post pictures ASAP!!!