He is notorious for saying the weirdest things and requesting strange items, but this takes the cake!
LEX: "Mom. Call Dad and tell him to bring me home some Russian dolls and a gay piano"
ME: "What? a what piano?"
LEX: "A gay piano. A GAY piano"
ME: What's a gay piano?"
LEX: "The kind of piano you play"
ME: "Ok, Lex, fine"
I have no idea what he was talking about, I know he didn't mean "gay" but where on earth did he hear that?! I wonder what he thought he was saying? Please, feel free to chime in here!!